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── siamese  ·  sarcastic

HE HAS NOT STOPPED TALKING SINCE 2019.

NONE OF IT HAS BEEN URGENT.

For the Siamese owner who lives with a running commentary they never subscribed to. He narrates the room, the weather, the food bowl, and the act of you leaving a chair. None of it has ever been important, and he has never once been asked for his opinion.

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