
golden retriever
World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably
$26.00sarcastic dad
── orange tabby · sarcastic dad
Regret requires the braincell. He's busy.
For the dad whose orange cat brings him dead leaves like Olympic medals and expects a parade. The leaves are presented daily. The parade is daily. Regrets nothing — regret requires the braincell, and the braincell is unavailable.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.