golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
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Jurassic Bark.
Hold onto your butts.
For the Shepherd whose raptor stance has been a documented threat to the mailman, the meter reader, and three squirrels with names since 2019. Hold onto your butts. The dog opens doors. The dog also closes them, behind you, when displeased.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice