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This girl was trained by her Poodle.

Treats on demand. Walks on schedule.

The Poodle is operations. The owner is HR. She knows where every treat is hidden, knows your schedule better than you do, and has trained you to anticipate her needs before she vocalizes them. Treats on demand. Walks on schedule. Hypoallergenic — for the dog, not the smugness.

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$36.00USD

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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