── pitbull  ·  sarcastic

Property of my Pitbull. He wrote the lease.

I just signed where he pointed.

You're not the owner — you're a co-signer with limited rights. Your pit has a list of demands, mostly involving the couch, the bed, and your dinner. The internet still has incorrect opinions about him; he's never read them, and you've stopped explaining. Worn by pibble parents with a roll of duct tape labeled 'reupholstery budget.'

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