── cat person  ·  sarcastic

My cat has commit access.

Every outage was reviewed by paw.

For the person who works from home with a cat who considers the keyboard a seat and the merge button a toy. He does not read the diff. He does not run the tests. He walks across the laptop at the exact moment it matters, and takes no responsibility whatsoever for what ships.

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