── cat person  ·  sarcastic

THE 3 AM COMMITTEE HAS CONVENED.

THE AGENDA IS RUNNING. THE VENUE IS THE HALLWAY.

For everyone who has been woken at three in the morning by the sound of a small animal achieving impossible speeds in a corridor. There is no trigger and no destination. The meeting is called nightly, runs for four minutes, and adjourns without explanation.

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