── australian shepherd  ·  sarcastic

My Aussie has a job. It's watching me.

Performance review: too many bathroom breaks.

For the Australian Shepherd owner whose dog has appointed himself household supervisor, schedule manager, and HR liaison without applying for the role. Herding breeds need a job; in the absence of sheep, you are the sheep. This Aussie t-shirt, painted in watercolor with visible brush texture, captures the stare that says 'we were due to be on a walk eighteen minutes ago.'

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.