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The whole spread.

Twenty-four tees. Four breeds. Six vibes. Sorted however you want, judged however you don't.

Breed
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Vibe
AnyIntrovertSarcasticAnxious MomSarcastic DadPersonalityIdentity
golden retrieverLimited
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours.

Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours

$30.00

introvert · golden retriever

golden retrieverLimited
He's a 14/10. Brent disagrees. Brent is wrong.

He's a 14/10. Brent disagrees. Brent is wrong

$30.00

sarcastic · golden retriever

golden retrieverLimited
$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine.

$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine

$34.00

anxious mom · golden retriever

golden retrieverLimited
World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably.

World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably

$30.00

sarcastic dad · golden retriever

golden retrieverLimited
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)

Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)

$34.00

personality · golden retriever

golden retrieverLimited
Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion.

Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion

$30.00

identity · golden retriever

french bulldogLimited
Introverted. My Frenchie is not. We balance each other.

Introverted. My Frenchie is not. We balance each other

$30.00

introvert · french bulldog

french bulldogLimited
She screams at me when the WiFi is slow.

She screams at me when the WiFi is slow

$30.00

sarcastic · french bulldog

french bulldogLimited
The vet bills are a love language.

The vet bills are a love language

$34.00

anxious mom · french bulldog

french bulldogLimited
Dad of a small loud French citizen.

Dad of a small loud French citizen

$30.00

sarcastic dad · french bulldog

french bulldogLimited
Frog dog. Drama queen. Tiny dragon.

Frog dog. Drama queen. Tiny dragon

$34.00

personality · french bulldog

french bulldogLimited
Bat ears. Hot takes. No filter.

Bat ears. Hot takes. No filter

$30.00

identity · french bulldog

dachshundLimited
Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct.

Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct

$30.00

introvert · dachshund

dachshundLimited
She heard the command. She chose violence.

She heard the command. She chose violence

$30.00

sarcastic · dachshund

dachshundLimited
Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me.

Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me

$34.00

anxious mom · dachshund

dachshundLimited
Girl Dad to a tube of drama.

Girl Dad to a tube of drama

$30.00

sarcastic dad · dachshund

dachshundLimited
Tiny CEO energy. Big opinions. Bad back.

Tiny CEO energy. Big opinions. Bad back

$34.00

personality · dachshund

dachshundLimited
Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell.

Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell

$30.00

identity · dachshund

german shepherdLimited
Velcro Shepherd. I haven't peed alone since 2021.

Velcro Shepherd. I haven't peed alone since 2021

$30.00

introvert · german shepherd

german shepherdLimited
He doesn't bark. He argues.

He doesn't bark. He argues

$30.00

sarcastic · german shepherd

german shepherdLimited
He's not aggressive. He's selectively social.

He's not aggressive. He's selectively social

$34.00

anxious mom · german shepherd

german shepherdLimited
Shepherd Dad. The dog screens guests. Including me.

Shepherd Dad. The dog screens guests. Including me

$30.00

sarcastic dad · german shepherd

german shepherdLimited
Fifty percent dog. Fifty percent goblin. One hundred percent drama.

Fifty percent dog. Fifty percent goblin. One hundred percent drama

$34.00

personality · german shepherd

german shepherdLimited
German Shedder. The D is silent. The fur is not.

German Shedder. The D is silent. The fur is not

$30.00

identity · german shepherd

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