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── golden retriever  ·  introvert

Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours.

Topics include: socks, mud, and her opinions.

For the dog parent who has nothing to say at the party until you mention Goldens, at which point she will not shut up.

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$26.00USD

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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