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── dachshund  ·  anxious mom

Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me.

The couch has a ramp. The car has a ramp. I have a ramp.

For the spine-care-specialist mom who has memorized IVDD warning signs and a vet's direct cell number.

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$26.00USD

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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