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Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct.

The side-eye is the love language.

For the wiener dog household where everyone — human and canine — is a little judgmental and a little correct about it.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorBlack
SizeM
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Design story · 3 min

The design story — Dachshund, introvert

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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