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── german shepherd  ·  anxious mom

He's not aggressive. He's selectively social.

And the selection is short.

For the reactive-dog mom who knows her dog, knows the signals, and is tired of explaining both to strangers.

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$26.00USD

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Design story · 2 min

Why we made the 'He's not aggressive. He's selectively social' tee

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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