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My GSD argues. He does not bark.

The arguments have evidence.

Shepherds bring receipts. Yours doesn't bark — he files dissents, lodges objections, and circles you until the matter is addressed properly. The arguments have evidence, citations, and a clear closing statement. The matter, of course, is dinner.

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Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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