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Inside the circle: my GSD.

Everyone else: pending review.

For the Shepherd owner whose dog screens every guest, every contractor, and most family members by smell alone. Inside the circle: him, you, the vet, and possibly the UPS guy on a good day. Everyone else: pending review forever. He has the list. He has the protocols.

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$36.00USD

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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