
golden retriever
He's a 14/10. Brent disagrees. Brent is wrong
$26.00sarcastic
── german shepherd · sarcastic
Everyone else: pending review.
For the Shepherd owner whose dog screens every guest, every contractor, and most family members by smell alone. Inside the circle: him, you, the vet, and possibly the UPS guy on a good day. Everyone else: pending review forever. He has the list. He has the protocols.
$36.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.