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Tortie Dad. Outranked at home.

She runs the house. I just pay rent.

For the dad whose tortie has selected one human (not him) and made the choice public.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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