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Bites you. Sits on you. No takebacks.

The order is non-negotiable.

For the tortie owner who has memorized the love-bite-to-attack pivot timing.

Price

$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorBlack
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Design story · 3 min

'Bites you. Sits on you. No takebacks' — a Tortoiseshell story

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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